My Future Feminist
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 at 12:00PM We left our house at 4:30 am for our 8+ hour drive to North Carolina. It was only a half hour into the drive when we crossed over the border into Delaware. At that time, Piper was asleep and I was still waking up myself.
A few hours later, we passed the border into Maryland. By now I was fully pumped with java and excited because this particular milestone meant it was time to stop and eat.
“Yippeeeeeee!” I screamed, “We’re in Maryland!”
Piper was still asleep and missed all the excitement.
After driving for another three or four hours, I saw the sign welcoming us to Virginia.
Well, by now we have been in the car for six hours and our trek was more than half over. It was mid morning with the sun shining bright. Our stomaches were full of food. And Piper was wide awake.
“Whooooooooooohoooooooooo!” I screamed, throwing my arms up in the air. “We’re in Virginia!!!!!”
Wanting to get in on the excitement, Piper throws up her arms and screams, “Whooooooooohooooo, I have a vagina too!”
Well, I thought my husband was going to drive us right off the road he was laughing so hard.
Needless to say, I spent the next few miles explaining to her the huge difference between these two very similar sounding words.
Eventually she understood that I was cheering about being in another state. But still, I let her know that she wasn’t totally off the mark. Having a vagina is worth cheering about.
You go girl!
The Kid
Reader Comments (4)
I believe my coffee nearly shot through my nose... THAT is hilarious! And wonderful.
the girl does have a vast vocabulary, and it's good to know proper names...lol..... she is an original;))
That is too funny! I remember being little and confusing the words "vagina" and "hygientist." very embarassing when my mom took us to the dentist! ;)
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