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I Blame The Farm Animals

I was late for work today. I could totally blame this on my husband who was dragging his feet as he normally does on Wednesday mornings. Tuesday is his dart night out, which lends itself to slow Wednesday mornings. But really, that wouldn’t be fair. Because although he did make me 5 minutes late, the other 5 minutes was because of those damn farm animals. They are just too cute.

I think I have already mentioned on this blog numerous times how I am a pathetic crier. I cry at everything. It doesn’t take much at all. Hallmark commercials tear me up in seconds. Every time I have jury duty, I have to bring a box of tissues because that “thank you for doing your civic duty” video they show has me bawling. I don’t know if it’s American flag waving proudly in the background, the national anthem booming loudly or the speech they give which honestly makes me feel like all of democracy and justice is resting on my patriotic shoulders. What ever it is, there I am sobbing like a war torn widow, collecting stares from the rest of the bored, pissed off jurors.

So you can only imagine, come this time of the year, I am cursing myself for not buying stock in Kleenex.

We have a radio station here that only plays Christmas music come Thanksgiving day. I love it! I drive to and from work singing my little heart out, for once actually enjoying the winter weather (just a bit, once I get out of the cold I curse myself for not moving South).

Anyway, that’s the reason I am late. Christmas music combined with my love for animals. It might have a little to do with the fact that I spent my entire life in the city and therefore have almost a child-like revere for farm animals.

Because I just lose it every time I hear The Little Drummer Boy.

“The ox and lamb kept time… pa rum pum pum pum…”

Bwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Can’t ya just see their little furry heads bobbing up and down, their adorable little hooves covered in hay tapping to the beat?

Pass me a Kleenex already!

Posted on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 03:54AM by Registered CommenterMomish in | Comments9 Comments

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That is too much LOL...I can just hear the conversation with your boss.

Here, have a Puffs with lotion. :)

Julie
Using My Words

Nov 28, 2007 at 11:31AM | Unregistered CommenterJulie Pippert

I remember crying to that song as a child and...you know what...I STILL cry to it!

Nov 28, 2007 at 01:36PM | Unregistered CommenterSuz

OMG, I am crying at the drop of a hat at this time. I don't know if it is the pregnancy, the holidays, or all the bad news in my blogroll but I can't stop tearing up over everything. As far as Christmas songs go, Oh Holy Night always gets me.

Nov 29, 2007 at 10:58AM | Unregistered Commenterradical mama

I never used to cry. Since having kids, I cry at the drop of a hat. The Little Drummer Boy would totally do it to me too.

Nov 30, 2007 at 12:52PM | Unregistered CommenterLawyerMama

I cry all the damn time. Commercials, movies, photos, bugs, whatever. It gets embarrassing sometimes, doesn't it?

Nov 30, 2007 at 03:36PM | Unregistered CommenterMsPrufrock

Your husband has "dart night".....that's cool!

Dec 1, 2007 at 01:15AM | Unregistered Commentercreative-type dad

I can just see those little lambs - I love that song too. Take care and have a good weekend. Kellan

Dec 1, 2007 at 11:15AM | Unregistered CommenterKellan

I love, love, love Christmas tunes. but the Little Drummer Boy? It's my least favorite. If you like animals, look for a copy of The Friendly Beasts. It's a beautiful, simple tune with lovely sentiment. And pack a box of tissues, too. :)

Dec 1, 2007 at 10:01PM | Unregistered CommenterDaisy

Okay, I don't mean to laugh but the idea of you crying over the bobbly heads of lambs and oxen just sends me to fits.

You are adorable, my friend.

Dec 3, 2007 at 02:27PM | Unregistered CommenterJenny

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