Thursday Thirteen #3 (Week 58)

Thirteen Things about Momish 13 things I would say to the computer if the USS Enterprise’s Hollow Holodeck Deck was available at my work: 1) Computer…begin new program, label: Outta Here... 2) Computer…change office location to a Paris bar in the Latin Quarter... 3) Computer…change this Diet Coke into a ’76 Jordon...one that was uncorked an hour ago… 4) Computer…change my outfit to the sassy number Kate Winslet wore in Titanic... no, no, the black and red beaded one that almost killed her…yeah, that one... 5) Ugh...gee...Computer…make me 10 pounds thinner…and now, the dress a size smaller… better, much better... 6) Computer…replace the poet on the stage with...hmm, let me think…with U2 singing Joshua Tree songs…Oh yeah! 7) Computer… please make Bono 10 years younger…thanka you very much! 8) Computer…make these cigarettes good for my health... 9) Computer…load the Einstein holograph to my right and the Bertrand Russell holograph to my left…that should make for some stimulating conversation! 10) Huh?...shit…Computer…make my IQ higher…higher…higher…okay, yeah, now I get what they’re saying... 11) Computer…a pen and paper please…I need to write this stuff down... 12) Let me see…let me see…what else…Computer…a nutella crepe would be lovely right about now... 13) Hmmph…hmmmph…Computer…end program…load previously recorded program, Sunday morning at home with hubby and kid… Links to other Thursday Thirteens!

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Comments

[Raggedy]

What a fun list!
Mine is up
Happy Thursday!

[Wacky Mommy]

Heh heh, that was funny.

[Cheysuli]

Okay THAT was fun!

[Lindsey]

LOL! You crack me up, thanks for the laughs!!! Happy TT!

[Caylynn]

Too funny! :) Although it would be very cool to have a holodeck to play with. :)

[delightful duchess]

Great post, very creative

[Miss Britt]

amen to number 8!! If ONLY!

[Vicky]

Oh my gosh! A nutella crepe!! My mouth is watering!! Actually, one of my kids practically lives off that stuff... it is great on toast, smeared on pancakes, in sandwiches .... eaten with a spoon!! Yum!

[Tinker]

that is hysterical! i loved 5, 10 and 13. LOL!

[Brony]

Cute!

[Melissa]

I'm a recovering Star Trek fan, so this list was a hoot for me. :) Thanks for stopping by my T13 yesterday. Have a happy weekend.

[Jenny Ryan]

Nice!

[LuluBunny]

A REALLY GREAT Post!!! Had me laughing and nodding the whole time:)