2. I wonder if I remembered to run spell check on that letter to Tom Cruise. (Oh yeah, I did. I remember now. It got stuck on f***ing and A-hole)

3. I wonder why disgusted  is a word, but gusted  isn't.

4. I wonder if the other personalities living inside me are secretly plotting to kill me off.

5. Then I wonder why no one has every attempted to assassinate Barney.

6. And then I wonder why Chock Full of Nuts never thought of sponsoring a psychiatric wing.

7. I wonder what life is like on Pluto now.

8. I wonder why I didn't get the eat-all-the-donuts-you-want-and-never-get-fat gene.

9. I wonder if Marx's tomb is considered a communist plot.

10. I wonder if the collective consciousness can feel my pain. If so, then I apologize.

11. I wonder if Helen Keller can recall memories from before she learned a language.

12. I wonder if there is another word for synonym.

13. I wonder if anyone reads this blog.

Links to other Thursday Thirteens!

1. Karen               2.WolfBernz            3. Is Mommy My Real Name

4. Vicky               5. The Shrone          6. Semitough

7. Faerylandmom    8. Jenny